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Honest Movie & TV Reviews Β· Video Podcast

Honest Reviews.
Zero Studio Bananas.

Derek & Jake riff, rant and review the latest movies and TV β€” no fluff, no hype, no paid opinions. Just two film nerds in the front row, one very opinionated ape, and a whole lot of bananas.

Quick Hits

GWA Shorts

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This movie is going to BREAK the box offices | SISU 2

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Would You Survive a Dinosaur War?

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Jurassic Park Meets War Movie Madness!

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"Ben Just Say It!" πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯| #marvel #mcu #foryou #ytshorts πŸ’ͺπŸ”₯

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I’m Cancelling My Disney+ Subscription. So Should You

How We Rate

The Banana Scale

Stars are for the Walk of Fame. We rate in bananas β€” zero to five, half-bananas allowed. Every score is our honest take: no screeners-for-favors, no studio money, no hype-train tickets.

Think of it as two guys in the front row of the theater, riffing until the credits roll β€” then telling you exactly what they thought.

Top BananaAn all-timer. Drop everything and go watch it.
Ripe & ReadyGreat stuff with a bruise or two. Easy recommend.
Worth a PeelSome good, some mush. Watch it if it's your thing.
BruisedMore misses than hits. Wait for streaming… maybe.
Slipped on ItWe watched it so you don't have to.
Rotten PeelStraight into the compost. Riff-worthy at best.
The Banana Verdicts

Latest Reviews

On the Show

Pull Up a Seat in the Theater

Every episode is built like a show, not a vlog β€” recurring segments, running jokes, and the occasional on-air argument.

The Main Review

The week’s biggest release, torn apart and put back together β€” capped off with the Banana Verdict.

Ape vs. Critics

We put our score up against the critics’ consensus. When we disagree, we lean all the way in.

Guilty Pleasure Files

One of us defends a movie everyone hates. The other one lets him have it.

The Deep Ape Dive

Themes, craft, and director history β€” the stuff casual viewers miss.

Box Office Autopsy

When a movie bombs, we grab the scalpel and find out exactly why.

The Rewatch Club

Cult classics, old favorites and forgotten gems, seen through a modern lens.

The Crew

Meet the Apes

Derek

Co-Host Bio coming soon

Placeholder bio β€” a few lines about Derek, his all-time favorite movie, the hill he will die on, and the film he’ll never forgive.

Jake

Co-Host Bio coming soon

Placeholder bio β€” a few lines about Jake, his all-time favorite movie, the hill he will die on, and the film he’ll never forgive.

Feed the Ape

Keep the Reviews Honest

We don’t take studio money, so the show runs on you. Patrons help keep the lights on, the takes honest, and the bananas flowing.

The Newsletter

Join the Troop

One email a week: new episodes, fresh Banana Verdicts, and whatever we’re arguing about next. No spam β€” we’d rather throw it.